"In Japan, you have no idea what they are saying, and they can't help you either. Nothing makes any sense. They're very polite, but you feel like a joke is being played on you the entire time you're there"
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The “nothing makes any sense” claim is the classic outsider’s overstatement, and Murray knows it. The subtext isn’t that Japan is nonsensical; it’s that the visitor’s interpretive machinery is. The joke being “played on you” is the anxiety of misreading everything - signs, etiquette, silence, even kindness - and suspecting you’re the punchline. That suspicion is what turns cultural difference into paranoia: you start narrating your own incompetence as conspiracy.
Context matters: Murray’s persona is dry, self-mocking, allergic to earnestness, and this tracks with Lost in Translation-era discourse, when Japan was often framed in Western pop culture as hyper-modern, inscrutable, and vaguely prankish. The line lands because it admits a shameful truth people rarely confess: travel doesn’t automatically broaden you; sometimes it exposes how little of your “worldliness” works once your home-script is gone.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Murray, Bill. (2026, January 17). In Japan, you have no idea what they are saying, and they can't help you either. Nothing makes any sense. They're very polite, but you feel like a joke is being played on you the entire time you're there. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/in-japan-you-have-no-idea-what-they-are-saying-73007/
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Murray, Bill. "In Japan, you have no idea what they are saying, and they can't help you either. Nothing makes any sense. They're very polite, but you feel like a joke is being played on you the entire time you're there." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/in-japan-you-have-no-idea-what-they-are-saying-73007/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"In Japan, you have no idea what they are saying, and they can't help you either. Nothing makes any sense. They're very polite, but you feel like a joke is being played on you the entire time you're there." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/in-japan-you-have-no-idea-what-they-are-saying-73007/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.



