"In journalistic terms, syndication is equivalent to ascending to heaven on a pillar of cloud"
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Skow is needling the professional vanity baked into media culture, especially in eras when gatekeepers mattered and distribution equaled legitimacy. To be syndicated wasn't merely to reach more readers; it was to be endorsed by a network of editors, to become a brand with predictable output, a voice standardized enough to travel. That portability is the subtext. Heaven, after all, is the ultimate mass audience.
The joke carries a bite of skepticism about what gets rewarded. Syndication often favors columnists who can be broadly palatable, ideologically legible, reliably quotable - not necessarily the most daring reporters. Skow's metaphor suggests an awkward trade: you rise, but you also detach from the messy ground where journalism's real work happens. It's a clean, luminous exit from complexity, powered by a cloud: the soft machinery of prestige, distribution, and the industry's hunger to anoint its own.
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"In journalistic terms, syndication is equivalent to ascending to heaven on a pillar of cloud." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/in-journalistic-terms-syndication-is-equivalent-94133/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.






