"In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks"
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The intent is half cultural critique, half self-protective venting. It flatters women as “wised up,” but only within a narrowly consumerist arena: empowerment is expressed through buying power, not structural change. That’s classic late-20th-century pop feminism filtered through a mall. The subtext is that male posturing is both pathetic and predictable, and the ultimate rebuttal is opting out of proximity to “jerks.” Adams doesn’t argue men should be better; he suggests women should simply route around them.
Context matters: as a newspaper cartoonist, Adams trades in quick, legible social observations that feel like truth because they’re familiar. The line also fits a moment when women’s economic independence was increasingly visible in advertising and workplace culture, making “she bought her own” an easy mic-drop. Still, the joke’s cynicism peeks through: relationships are reduced to transactions and transportation, and the male character isn’t redeemed, just avoided. It’s less a love story than a consumer upgrade path with a moral.
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Adams, Scott. (2026, January 18). In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/in-less-enlightened-times-the-best-way-to-impress-15407/
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Adams, Scott. "In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/in-less-enlightened-times-the-best-way-to-impress-15407/.
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"In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/in-less-enlightened-times-the-best-way-to-impress-15407/. Accessed 11 Feb. 2026.









