"Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors"
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The intent isn’t anti-science so much as anti-credulity. In many Latin American contexts Marquez knew well, medical authority could feel both indispensable and extractive: a gatekept institution, unevenly distributed, sometimes staffed by saints, sometimes by hustlers. The injection becomes a symbol of modernity’s theatre - a dramatic, visible intervention that looks decisive, hurts just enough to feel “real,” and therefore sells. Pills can be dismissed as ordinary; injections carry the aura of expertise. The subtext is about performance: the patient pays for certainty, the practitioner provides a ritual.
It’s also a jab at how easily people confuse intensity with efficacy. “Best thing ever invented” is obviously comic hyperbole, but it exposes a serious mechanism: when trust is scarce and systems are opaque, spectacle fills the gap. Marquez’s cynicism lands because it targets incentives, not individual morality. He’s less interested in whether a doctor is good than in how a system can reward doing more to you rather than for you.
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Marquez, Gabriel Garcia. (2026, January 16). Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/injections-are-the-best-thing-ever-invented-for-112147/
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Marquez, Gabriel Garcia. "Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/injections-are-the-best-thing-ever-invented-for-112147/.
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"Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/injections-are-the-best-thing-ever-invented-for-112147/. Accessed 9 Feb. 2026.






