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"Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors"

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A line like this works because it’s a tiny piece of social realism smuggled in as a joke: the kind of deadpan exaggeration that makes you laugh first, then notice what you’re complicit in. Marquez flips the stated purpose of medicine on its head. Injections don’t “feed” patients; they “feed” doctors. The verb choice turns healthcare into an ecosystem with its own appetites, where bodies become recurring revenue.

The intent isn’t anti-science so much as anti-credulity. In many Latin American contexts Marquez knew well, medical authority could feel both indispensable and extractive: a gatekept institution, unevenly distributed, sometimes staffed by saints, sometimes by hustlers. The injection becomes a symbol of modernity’s theatre - a dramatic, visible intervention that looks decisive, hurts just enough to feel “real,” and therefore sells. Pills can be dismissed as ordinary; injections carry the aura of expertise. The subtext is about performance: the patient pays for certainty, the practitioner provides a ritual.

It’s also a jab at how easily people confuse intensity with efficacy. “Best thing ever invented” is obviously comic hyperbole, but it exposes a serious mechanism: when trust is scarce and systems are opaque, spectacle fills the gap. Marquez’s cynicism lands because it targets incentives, not individual morality. He’s less interested in whether a doctor is good than in how a system can reward doing more to you rather than for you.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Marquez, Gabriel Garcia. (2026, January 16). Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/injections-are-the-best-thing-ever-invented-for-112147/

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Marquez, Gabriel Garcia. "Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/injections-are-the-best-thing-ever-invented-for-112147/.

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"Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/injections-are-the-best-thing-ever-invented-for-112147/. Accessed 9 Feb. 2026.

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Gabriel Garcia Marquez (March 6, 1927 - April 17, 2014) was a Novelist from Colombia.

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