"Is God a man with two arms and legs like me? Does He have eyes, a head? Does He have bowels? Well I do, and that makes me more wonderful than He is!"
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The intent reads as more than mere irreverence. Kellogg was a businessman of health culture, a man who helped commercialize “purity” and bodily discipline. In that context, the quote’s subtext is almost managerial: if the body is the most “wonderful” thing, then authority shifts from church and mystery to hygiene, diet, and the human systems you can monitor, regulate, and sell solutions for. The line flatters the listener’s self-sufficiency while quietly crowning the speaker’s worldview: salvation by regimen, not revelation.
There’s also a strained, defensive masculinity in the phrasing: “a man... like me.” God gets pulled into a literalist comparison so Kellogg can “win” on technicalities - as if transcendence were a losing strategy against organs. That’s the cynicism embedded in the joke: it pretends to honor embodiment, but it mainly refuses anything that can’t be itemized, inspected, and improved. In Kellogg’s universe, mystery isn’t profound; it’s inefficient.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Kellogg, John Harvey. (n.d.). Is God a man with two arms and legs like me? Does He have eyes, a head? Does He have bowels? Well I do, and that makes me more wonderful than He is! FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/is-god-a-man-with-two-arms-and-legs-like-me-does-155033/
Chicago Style
Kellogg, John Harvey. "Is God a man with two arms and legs like me? Does He have eyes, a head? Does He have bowels? Well I do, and that makes me more wonderful than He is!" FixQuotes. Accessed February 1, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/is-god-a-man-with-two-arms-and-legs-like-me-does-155033/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Is God a man with two arms and legs like me? Does He have eyes, a head? Does He have bowels? Well I do, and that makes me more wonderful than He is!" FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/is-god-a-man-with-two-arms-and-legs-like-me-does-155033/. Accessed 1 Feb. 2026.






