"It has been rumoured that I was the brains of the robbery, but that was totally incorrect. I've been described as the tea boy, which is also incorrect"
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The line works because it rejects two convenient caricatures at once. “Brains of the robbery” flatters him with mastermind status; “tea boy” diminishes him into a harmless errand runner. Biggs frames both as equally wrong, positioning himself in a third role: not the criminal genius, not the expendable grunt, but the unreliable narrator with just enough distance from the facts to keep the legend pliable. It’s a sleight of hand: deny the extremes, keep the middle ambiguous, let the audience fill in the rest.
Calling himself “the tea boy” is also a very British joke about class and hierarchy, the office underling tasked with making drinks. Biggs knows the cultural shorthand and uses it to soften the moral temperature. Humor becomes reputation management: he’s not asking to be forgiven, he’s asking to be enjoyed. In a celebrity era that turns wrongdoing into content, the quip is a survival strategy - a way to stay in the public eye without ever standing still long enough for a single, damning definition to stick.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Biggs, Ronald. (2026, January 16). It has been rumoured that I was the brains of the robbery, but that was totally incorrect. I've been described as the tea boy, which is also incorrect. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/it-has-been-rumoured-that-i-was-the-brains-of-the-129200/
Chicago Style
Biggs, Ronald. "It has been rumoured that I was the brains of the robbery, but that was totally incorrect. I've been described as the tea boy, which is also incorrect." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/it-has-been-rumoured-that-i-was-the-brains-of-the-129200/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"It has been rumoured that I was the brains of the robbery, but that was totally incorrect. I've been described as the tea boy, which is also incorrect." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/it-has-been-rumoured-that-i-was-the-brains-of-the-129200/. Accessed 9 Feb. 2026.



