"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first"
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The intent is classic Reagan: disarm with genial humor, then sharpen the blade. It flatters the listener’s cynicism (you already suspect politicians are selling something) while positioning Reagan as the rare truth-teller willing to puncture Washington’s self-importance. Subtextually, it’s also an inoculation. If politics is inherently tawdry, then skepticism toward institutions is not a bug but a feature, and the case for shrinking government starts to sound like simple hygiene.
Context matters. Reagan arrived as an outsider-brand president, a former actor who understood that tone is policy’s most effective delivery system. In an era of post-Watergate distrust and economic malaise, the public appetite for anti-establishment language was enormous. The quip channels that mood into a clean, quotable indictment of the capital’s “professional” class.
There’s a quieter move here, too: the joke launders a moral judgment through a sexist cultural shorthand. It borrows the stigma attached to sex work to stain political work by association, while keeping the target conveniently broad: not a specific scandal, but the whole system. That vagueness is why it endures. It’s a weapon you can point anywhere.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Unverified source: Whatever Happened to Free Enterprise? (Ronald Reagan, 1977)
Evidence: Primary-source match: In Reagan’s Hillsdale College address (Hillsdale, Michigan) delivered November 10, 1977, the line appears in essentially the same form: “You know, it has been said that politics is the second oldest profession, and I've come to realize over the last few years, it bears a gre... Other candidates (2) Greatest Jokes of the Century Book 20 (Thomas F. Shubnell, 2008) compilation97.6% ... It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblan... Ronald Reagan (Ronald Reagan) compilation69.6% address 6 july 1976 politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession i have come to realize that it bears a ve... |
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"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first." FixQuotes, 13 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/it-has-been-said-that-politics-is-the-second-27044/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.






