"It is not worth the bother of killing yourself, since you always kill yourself too late"
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Cioran lands the line like a blade that’s been polished into a joke. The shock isn’t just the taboo subject; it’s the sly timing twist. Suicide is usually framed as decisive control, the final veto over a life that won’t cooperate. Cioran punctures that fantasy by making it a logistical error: you “always” do it too late. The cynicism is engineered to sting because it refuses the romantic narrative of escape. Even death, he implies, can’t arrive with the punctual dignity people imagine.
The subtext is pure Cioran: existence is an irreparable situation, and the stories we tell about solving it are mostly self-flattery. “Bother” is doing heavy work here. It shrinks the grand metaphysical drama down to the scale of an errand, a chore, a bureaucratic hassle. That demotion is the joke and the cruelty: your ultimate act is still trapped in the petty economies of effort, regret, and missed deadlines.
Context matters. Writing in the long shadow of the 20th century’s ideological catastrophes, Cioran became an anti-salvation philosopher: suspicious of progress, allergic to heroic meaning, devoted to the clarifying power of despair. His aphorisms aren’t arguments so much as detonations, designed to expose where consolation hides. This one smuggles in a bleak comfort, too: if it’s always too late, then the compulsion to “resolve” life might be just another mirage. The point isn’t to advocate self-destruction; it’s to ridicule the idea that there’s a clean exit from being human.
The subtext is pure Cioran: existence is an irreparable situation, and the stories we tell about solving it are mostly self-flattery. “Bother” is doing heavy work here. It shrinks the grand metaphysical drama down to the scale of an errand, a chore, a bureaucratic hassle. That demotion is the joke and the cruelty: your ultimate act is still trapped in the petty economies of effort, regret, and missed deadlines.
Context matters. Writing in the long shadow of the 20th century’s ideological catastrophes, Cioran became an anti-salvation philosopher: suspicious of progress, allergic to heroic meaning, devoted to the clarifying power of despair. His aphorisms aren’t arguments so much as detonations, designed to expose where consolation hides. This one smuggles in a bleak comfort, too: if it’s always too late, then the compulsion to “resolve” life might be just another mirage. The point isn’t to advocate self-destruction; it’s to ridicule the idea that there’s a clean exit from being human.
Quote Details
| Topic | Dark Humor |
|---|---|
| Source | Unverified source: De l'inconvénient d'être né (Emile M. Cioran, 1973)
Evidence: The quote is widely attributed to Cioran’s aphorism collection originally published in French as "De l'inconvénient d'être né" (Gallimard, 1973). The commonly-circulating English wording corresponds to Richard Howard’s translation published as "The Trouble with Being Born" (English pub date commo... Other candidates (1) Emil Cioran (Emile M. Cioran) compilation87.5% cipates in ambition its not worth the bother of killing yourself since you always kill yourself too late wh |
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