"It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope"
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Power rarely gets a better punchline than this: the Pope jolting awake with a problem so urgent he feels compelled to phone the Pope, only to remember he already is him. John XXIII turns the papacy - that marble-and-incense symbol of ultimate authority - into a human situation comedy. The joke lands because it’s structured like a classic anxiety dream: responsibility is so large you instinctively look for someone higher up. The twist admits there is no one higher up. That’s the lonely ceiling of command, rendered in a sentence.
The intent isn’t self-deprecation for its own sake. It’s a sly theological and institutional critique delivered safely inside humor. By confessing the impulse to outsource judgment, he’s normalizing uncertainty in a role that markets certainty. The subtext is almost managerial: even the Pope wants a supervisor. That’s not weakness; it’s a corrective to the myth of infallibility as a day-to-day operating system. Infallibility is narrow doctrine; leadership is messy practice.
Context sharpens it. John XXIII was the “good Pope,” a pastoral figure who convened Vatican II and tried to open windows in a church long accustomed to sealed rooms. This line performs that agenda in miniature: it deflates clerical grandeur without flattening the office itself. He invites the faithful to imagine a pontiff who thinks, worries, double-checks - and laughs. The humor is disarming, and that’s the point: reform begins by making untouchable power touchable.
The intent isn’t self-deprecation for its own sake. It’s a sly theological and institutional critique delivered safely inside humor. By confessing the impulse to outsource judgment, he’s normalizing uncertainty in a role that markets certainty. The subtext is almost managerial: even the Pope wants a supervisor. That’s not weakness; it’s a corrective to the myth of infallibility as a day-to-day operating system. Infallibility is narrow doctrine; leadership is messy practice.
Context sharpens it. John XXIII was the “good Pope,” a pastoral figure who convened Vatican II and tried to open windows in a church long accustomed to sealed rooms. This line performs that agenda in miniature: it deflates clerical grandeur without flattening the office itself. He invites the faithful to imagine a pontiff who thinks, worries, double-checks - and laughs. The humor is disarming, and that’s the point: reform begins by making untouchable power touchable.
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