"It seems like all the good looking people have smaller dogs these days. Especially for the women, because they always come in with their little Chihuahuas and the guys come in with their Golden Retrievers"
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The line “all the good looking people” is the sly hook. It pretends to flatter while quietly accusing: attractiveness isn’t just genetic luck, it’s a curated aesthetic ecosystem. The Chihuahua reads as deliberate styling - compact, high-contrast, Instagram-ready, a living handbag with attitude. The Golden Retriever is cultural shorthand for wholesome masculinity, the golden-furred resume that says, I’m fun at parties and I’ll text you back. Perkins is clocking how gender norms still sneak in through the pet door: women get “cute” and manageable; men get loyal and athletic.
There’s also a class and city subtext. Smaller dogs thrive in apartments, ride in Ubers, fit into brunch. Big dogs imply space, time, and a certain leisure fantasy. Perkins’ comedian’s eye turns a mundane trend into a quick sociology lesson: we don’t just own animals; we cast them, using fur and size to rehearse the roles we want strangers to assign us.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Perkins, Elizabeth. (2026, January 16). It seems like all the good looking people have smaller dogs these days. Especially for the women, because they always come in with their little Chihuahuas and the guys come in with their Golden Retrievers. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/it-seems-like-all-the-good-looking-people-have-115163/
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Perkins, Elizabeth. "It seems like all the good looking people have smaller dogs these days. Especially for the women, because they always come in with their little Chihuahuas and the guys come in with their Golden Retrievers." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/it-seems-like-all-the-good-looking-people-have-115163/.
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"It seems like all the good looking people have smaller dogs these days. Especially for the women, because they always come in with their little Chihuahuas and the guys come in with their Golden Retrievers." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/it-seems-like-all-the-good-looking-people-have-115163/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.








