"It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't"
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Civilization’s proudest upgrade, McLaughlin suggests, is also its greatest self-own. Writing looks like progress: a way to preserve memory, standardize rules, and settle disputes. Yet the punchline lands on a colder truth: once words are fixed, they can be used against you. The joke hinges on a delicious reversal of expectations. We think lawyers should love documentation. McLaughlin points out they love it only when it’s someone else’s.
Her intent is less anti-lawyer than anti-romantic about language. Spoken life is slippery; it can be softened, denied, reframed. Put it on paper and it becomes an object, portable and permanent. That permanence is power, but also vulnerability. The subtext: modern society runs on contracts, forms, emails, and recorded statements not because they clarify the world, but because they weaponize clarity. The written word is evidence, and evidence is leverage.
Context matters: McLaughlin wrote as a mid-century American journalist, in a culture increasingly governed by bureaucracy and the expanding legal-administrative state. The rise of fine print, standardized agreements, and corporate liability turned “getting it in writing” into both common sense and a trap. Her line plays like a newsroom aside, but it’s an ethic: be wary of the paper trail, because institutions are built to read your words in the least generous way. That’s why the quip works. It isn’t cynicism for its own sake; it’s a compact lesson in how modern power operates.
Her intent is less anti-lawyer than anti-romantic about language. Spoken life is slippery; it can be softened, denied, reframed. Put it on paper and it becomes an object, portable and permanent. That permanence is power, but also vulnerability. The subtext: modern society runs on contracts, forms, emails, and recorded statements not because they clarify the world, but because they weaponize clarity. The written word is evidence, and evidence is leverage.
Context matters: McLaughlin wrote as a mid-century American journalist, in a culture increasingly governed by bureaucracy and the expanding legal-administrative state. The rise of fine print, standardized agreements, and corporate liability turned “getting it in writing” into both common sense and a trap. Her line plays like a newsroom aside, but it’s an ethic: be wary of the paper trail, because institutions are built to read your words in the least generous way. That’s why the quip works. It isn’t cynicism for its own sake; it’s a compact lesson in how modern power operates.
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