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Love & Passion Quote by Rob Zombie

"It'd be like what would happen if Hollywood took over porno: 'If we keep their clothes on and they didn't have sex, we'd be able to sell it to a lot more people'"

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Rob Zombie is pitching a perfectly vulgar business lesson: sanitize the thing people supposedly came for, and you can sell it to everyone. The joke lands because it’s not really about porn; it’s about how mass entertainment works when profit, not taste, is the final editor. His “Hollywood took over porno” scenario is an absurd thought experiment that exposes a familiar pattern: take a genre built on intensity and transgression, file down the rough edges, and repackage it as “content” for the widest possible audience. The punchline is the inversion. Porn without sex is just a movie; horror without fear is just a thriller with better lighting; rebellion without risk is just branding.

Coming from Zombie - a musician and filmmaker whose whole aesthetic leans on grindhouse grime, shock, and B-movie excess - the line reads as both critique and self-defense. It’s a jab at the studio impulse to domesticate extremes, but also at the audience’s complicity in rewarding that domestication. The subtext is that “success” often requires a kind of betrayal: the safer the product, the more platforms it fits, the more advertisers tolerate it, the more it becomes everybody’s and therefore nobody’s.

He’s also smuggling in a resentment about respectability politics in art. If you want the culture’s permission slip, you’re expected to keep the clothes on - metaphorically and literally. Zombie’s cynicism is comic, but it’s aimed at a real system that confuses broad appeal with value and treats edge as something to be laundered before it can be monetized.

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Zombie, Rob. (2026, January 16). It'd be like what would happen if Hollywood took over porno: 'If we keep their clothes on and they didn't have sex, we'd be able to sell it to a lot more people'. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/itd-be-like-what-would-happen-if-hollywood-took-91849/

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Zombie, Rob. "It'd be like what would happen if Hollywood took over porno: 'If we keep their clothes on and they didn't have sex, we'd be able to sell it to a lot more people'." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/itd-be-like-what-would-happen-if-hollywood-took-91849/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"It'd be like what would happen if Hollywood took over porno: 'If we keep their clothes on and they didn't have sex, we'd be able to sell it to a lot more people'." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/itd-be-like-what-would-happen-if-hollywood-took-91849/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.

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Rob Zombie (born January 12, 1966) is a Musician from USA.

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