"It's amazing to me that people have any interest in such a low-level sex scandal. If I were sleeping with a congressman, maybe, but I'm a nobody and the people I'm writing about are nobodies"
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The throwaway conditional - "If I were sleeping with a congressman, maybe" - is doing a lot of work. It’s both a wink and an indictment. Cutler signals she understands the media marketplace: proximity to institutional power upgrades mess into meaning. Without that, she and her subjects are "nobodies", a word she repeats like a verdict. That repetition is strategic self-erasure, a bid for credibility through disdain. By insulting herself first, she gets to sound above the fray while still feeding it.
Context matters: Cutler became infamous through the early-2000s blog era, when personal disclosure and gossip economics started collapsing into the same content stream. Her line captures a moment when the internet learned it could alchemize anonymity into notoriety. The subtext isn’t just "why do you care?" It’s "why does caring require status?" She’s not denying voyeurism; she’s pointing out how cheaply it can be purchased - and how casually we let celebrity determine what counts as a story.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Cutler, Jessica. (2026, January 15). It's amazing to me that people have any interest in such a low-level sex scandal. If I were sleeping with a congressman, maybe, but I'm a nobody and the people I'm writing about are nobodies. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/its-amazing-to-me-that-people-have-any-interest-143054/
Chicago Style
Cutler, Jessica. "It's amazing to me that people have any interest in such a low-level sex scandal. If I were sleeping with a congressman, maybe, but I'm a nobody and the people I'm writing about are nobodies." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/its-amazing-to-me-that-people-have-any-interest-143054/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"It's amazing to me that people have any interest in such a low-level sex scandal. If I were sleeping with a congressman, maybe, but I'm a nobody and the people I'm writing about are nobodies." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/its-amazing-to-me-that-people-have-any-interest-143054/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.





