"It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body"
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Pain becomes a punchline when you’ve learned that your body is also your résumé. Satchel Paige’s “It’s funny what a few no-hitters do for a body” lands like locker-room wisecrack, but it’s really a sly note about how performance rewrites reality. Not just how you’re perceived - how you physically feel, how you carry yourself, how the world suddenly makes room for you.
On its face, Paige is talking about the miraculous glow-up that follows dominance on the mound: you throw a few no-hitters and suddenly your arm feels younger, your back stops talking, the aches get quiet. The humor hinges on a familiar athletic superstition - winning as a kind of medicine. But the subtext is sharper: the body isn’t only biology; it’s a public object constantly interpreted through results. When you’re winning, you’re “healthy.” When you’re not, you’re “washed.” Success doesn’t just change the scoreboard; it changes the story people tell about your age, your durability, your worth.
That context matters for Paige, who spent crucial prime years barred from Major League Baseball because of segregation, then entered the league late and still had to justify his legitimacy in a system eager to label him a novelty. The line reads like a veteran’s defense mechanism: if they’re going to reduce you to output, you might as well mock the transaction. Paige turns the cruelty of sports culture - your body is only as good as your last outing - into a grin, and in doing so keeps control of the narrative.
On its face, Paige is talking about the miraculous glow-up that follows dominance on the mound: you throw a few no-hitters and suddenly your arm feels younger, your back stops talking, the aches get quiet. The humor hinges on a familiar athletic superstition - winning as a kind of medicine. But the subtext is sharper: the body isn’t only biology; it’s a public object constantly interpreted through results. When you’re winning, you’re “healthy.” When you’re not, you’re “washed.” Success doesn’t just change the scoreboard; it changes the story people tell about your age, your durability, your worth.
That context matters for Paige, who spent crucial prime years barred from Major League Baseball because of segregation, then entered the league late and still had to justify his legitimacy in a system eager to label him a novelty. The line reads like a veteran’s defense mechanism: if they’re going to reduce you to output, you might as well mock the transaction. Paige turns the cruelty of sports culture - your body is only as good as your last outing - into a grin, and in doing so keeps control of the narrative.
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