"It's great to be recognized when I'm looking for a table at a crowded restaurant, but I still don't put it to best use. I'm such a lump. I won't cut the line. It's my Catholic guilt. I gotta get used to it"
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The subtext is a kind of moral claustrophobia. He admits the system is rigged in his favor, even names the advantage, then confesses he can’t bring himself to exploit it. “I’m such a lump” is self-deprecation as a preemptive defense: he’s inoculating himself against both envy (yes, it’s nice) and suspicion (no, he’s not that guy). The humor is doing public-relations work, making privilege feel disarmingly human.
“Catholic guilt” isn’t just a punchline; it’s a shorthand for an internalized surveillance camera. The line implies a conscience trained to notice transgressions even when society would excuse them. In celebrity culture, where the unwritten rule is to accept shortcuts as part of the package, his reluctance reads as both quaint and quietly radical: a refusal to turn recognition into entitlement.
“I gotta get used to it” closes with a small, telling ambivalence. He’s not renouncing the perk; he’s negotiating with it. The moment captures how modern fame operates: constant micro-tests of character, played out in public-adjacent spaces, where the biggest ethical dilemmas can be as petty as whether you cut the line.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Meloni, Christopher. (2026, January 17). It's great to be recognized when I'm looking for a table at a crowded restaurant, but I still don't put it to best use. I'm such a lump. I won't cut the line. It's my Catholic guilt. I gotta get used to it. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/its-great-to-be-recognized-when-im-looking-for-a-47186/
Chicago Style
Meloni, Christopher. "It's great to be recognized when I'm looking for a table at a crowded restaurant, but I still don't put it to best use. I'm such a lump. I won't cut the line. It's my Catholic guilt. I gotta get used to it." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/its-great-to-be-recognized-when-im-looking-for-a-47186/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"It's great to be recognized when I'm looking for a table at a crowded restaurant, but I still don't put it to best use. I'm such a lump. I won't cut the line. It's my Catholic guilt. I gotta get used to it." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/its-great-to-be-recognized-when-im-looking-for-a-47186/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.





