"It's not name dropping, but not many people can say, like me, that they spent the day with the likes of Francis Bacon or that boring drunk Dylan Thomas. You don't forget things like that"
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A brag dressed up as a denial, Bernard pulls off the classic barroom two-step: insist you are not showing off, then immediately produce a story only a show-off could tell. The line is built on contrast and timing. Francis Bacon arrives as cultural capital in its purest form, a proper name that does heavy lifting. Then Bernard swerves into sabotage: Dylan Thomas, the supposed monument of lyric genius, gets reduced to "that boring drunk". It is irreverence as self-portrait. He is signaling not just proximity to greatness but immunity to its aura, a critic's reflex turned into a personality.
The subtext is rank anxiety flipped into performance. Fleet Street columns in Bernard's era traded on intimacy and anecdote: the writer as eyewitness, the pub as newsroom, the famous as drinking partners. By calling Thomas boring, Bernard also inoculates himself against accusations of hero worship. He claims the right to be unimpressed because he was there. It's an authority play.
"You don't forget things like that" lands like a shrug, but it's the emotional tell. For all the cynicism, he's admitting the encounters marked him. The sentence holds two truths that sit uncomfortably together: celebrity is ridiculous up close, and it still sticks to you. Bernard's brilliance is letting the reader hear both at once: the scorn that protects the ego, and the awe that slips through anyway.
The subtext is rank anxiety flipped into performance. Fleet Street columns in Bernard's era traded on intimacy and anecdote: the writer as eyewitness, the pub as newsroom, the famous as drinking partners. By calling Thomas boring, Bernard also inoculates himself against accusations of hero worship. He claims the right to be unimpressed because he was there. It's an authority play.
"You don't forget things like that" lands like a shrug, but it's the emotional tell. For all the cynicism, he's admitting the encounters marked him. The sentence holds two truths that sit uncomfortably together: celebrity is ridiculous up close, and it still sticks to you. Bernard's brilliance is letting the reader hear both at once: the scorn that protects the ego, and the awe that slips through anyway.
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