"It's rather naive, apart from being ethically objectionable, to assume that our investigators travel around the country with bags of money trying to bribe witnesses to lie on the witness stand. We just don't operate that way"
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The subtext is institutional self-protection. "Our investigators" and "we" establish a collective identity meant to borrow credibility from the office itself, not from evidence. "We just don't operate that way" is carefully non-specific: it denies a method, not necessarily an outcome. In political language, that’s a classic dodge. If influence was exerted through pressure, favors, reputation, or selective prosecution, the statement can remain technically intact while the ethical question stays unresolved.
Context matters because Garrison’s public persona sits at the intersection of law, spectacle, and conspiracy-era distrust. When confidence in institutions wobbles, officials lean on tone and plausibility arguments to restore order. Garrison’s intent is to reassert procedural legitimacy by ridiculing the accusation’s theater, betting that the public will choose the familiar authority of "how we operate" over the messy possibility that misconduct rarely looks like a bribe in a briefcase.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Garrison, Jim. (2026, January 15). It's rather naive, apart from being ethically objectionable, to assume that our investigators travel around the country with bags of money trying to bribe witnesses to lie on the witness stand. We just don't operate that way. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/its-rather-naive-apart-from-being-ethically-164923/
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Garrison, Jim. "It's rather naive, apart from being ethically objectionable, to assume that our investigators travel around the country with bags of money trying to bribe witnesses to lie on the witness stand. We just don't operate that way." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/its-rather-naive-apart-from-being-ethically-164923/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"It's rather naive, apart from being ethically objectionable, to assume that our investigators travel around the country with bags of money trying to bribe witnesses to lie on the witness stand. We just don't operate that way." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/its-rather-naive-apart-from-being-ethically-164923/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.





