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"It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon; which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to"

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The joke lands like a one-two punch: first, the gee-whiz optimism of space-age possibility ("crops could be grown on the moon"), then the deadpan snap back to Earth ("paying somebody not to"). Franklin P. Jones is writing from inside a distinctly American contradiction - the culture that worships innovation while quietly subsidizing stagnation. The moon is bait. The real target is a policy ecosystem so tangled that even success becomes an accounting problem.

The intent is satirical but not airy. Jones is riffing on midcentury futurism, when rockets and miracle technologies were sold as the next frontier of abundance. He punctures that breathlessness by invoking a very specific, very unsexy reality: farm price supports and production controls that paid farmers to leave land idle. The subtext is that we have a talent for turning plenty into paperwork, and progress into a new line item in the budget.

What makes it work is the way the sentence stages a collision of scales. The moon represents the ultimate "can-do" horizon; "paying somebody not to" is kitchen-table cynicism, the kind you hear at diners and in editorial pages. The humor is less about farmers than about governance: a system capable of heroic feats and petty distortions at the same time. The fear isn't lunar agriculture. It's that our incentives are so backward we'll export them to space - and call it development.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Jones, Franklin P. (2026, January 15). It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon; which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/its-the-opinion-of-some-that-crops-could-be-grown-148179/

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Jones, Franklin P. "It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon; which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/its-the-opinion-of-some-that-crops-could-be-grown-148179/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon; which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/its-the-opinion-of-some-that-crops-could-be-grown-148179/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Franklin P. Jones

Franklin P. Jones (1908 - 1980) was a Journalist from USA.

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