"It's too bad I'm not as wonderful a person as people say I am, because the world could use a few people like that"
About this Quote
The intent feels characteristically Alda: disarm, then redirect. He isn’t scorning admiration so much as refusing to cash it in. By framing his supposed goodness as a kind of public utility (“the world could use a few people like that”), he reveals the transactional pressure beneath praise. Compliments aren’t just about him; they’re a plea for reassurance that decency exists, preferably in human form we can point to. His joke subtly flips the spotlight back onto the audience’s desire for moral shortcuts.
Context matters: Alda’s persona, shaped by MASH and decades as the reasonable, empathetic everyman, invites people to mistake likability for sainthood. The line acknowledges that gap between image and inner life, while keeping the tone warm enough not to sound defensive. It’s a celebrity refusing the cult of personality and, at the same time, conceding why that cult persists: it’s easier to outsource our hope to “wonderful people” than to do the unglamorous work of being one.
Quote Details
| Topic | Humility |
|---|---|
| Source | Attributed to Alan Alda — quote appears on the Alan Alda page on Wikiquote (no primary source cited) |
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Citation Formats
APA Style (7th ed.)
Alda, Alan. (2026, January 15). It's too bad I'm not as wonderful a person as people say I am, because the world could use a few people like that. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/its-too-bad-im-not-as-wonderful-a-person-as-166901/
Chicago Style
Alda, Alan. "It's too bad I'm not as wonderful a person as people say I am, because the world could use a few people like that." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/its-too-bad-im-not-as-wonderful-a-person-as-166901/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"It's too bad I'm not as wonderful a person as people say I am, because the world could use a few people like that." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/its-too-bad-im-not-as-wonderful-a-person-as-166901/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.








