"I've been in Washington ever since 1981, trying to get out!"
About this Quote
The intent is self-deprecating, but not self-pitying. It’s also a warning about the occupational hazard of political commentary. To cover Washington is to be fed daily by its dramas and absurdities; wanting out is proof you still have a functioning moral compass, while never leaving suggests you’re complicit in the spectacle you critique. Oliphant makes that tension the joke’s engine.
Context matters: 1981 isn’t a random timestamp. It’s the early Reagan era, a hinge moment when modern media politics, ideological polarization, and the packaging of governance as performance all accelerated. A cartoonist thrives in that ecosystem: corruption, hypocrisy, and overconfident rhetoric are renewable resources. The subtext is bleakly affectionate. Washington may be maddening, but it’s also endlessly drawable. If you can’t escape, you might as well keep sharpening the line.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Oliphant, Pat. (2026, January 16). I've been in Washington ever since 1981, trying to get out! FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-been-in-washington-ever-since-1981-trying-to-84381/
Chicago Style
Oliphant, Pat. "I've been in Washington ever since 1981, trying to get out!" FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-been-in-washington-ever-since-1981-trying-to-84381/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I've been in Washington ever since 1981, trying to get out!" FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-been-in-washington-ever-since-1981-trying-to-84381/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.






