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"I've been in Washington ever since 1981, trying to get out!"

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A career in the nation’s capital, framed as a long, failed escape attempt: that’s Pat Oliphant’s whole political worldview compressed into one punchline. The gag works because it flips the usual Washington origin story. Most people arrive with ambition, connections, a sense of ascent. Oliphant, the court jester with a sharpened pen, presents Washington as a trap you enter and then spend decades trying to flee. The laugh lands on recognition: the city’s gravitational pull isn’t just power, it’s obsession, cynicism, and the odd comfort of permanence inside a system that rarely changes.

The intent is self-deprecating, but not self-pitying. It’s also a warning about the occupational hazard of political commentary. To cover Washington is to be fed daily by its dramas and absurdities; wanting out is proof you still have a functioning moral compass, while never leaving suggests you’re complicit in the spectacle you critique. Oliphant makes that tension the joke’s engine.

Context matters: 1981 isn’t a random timestamp. It’s the early Reagan era, a hinge moment when modern media politics, ideological polarization, and the packaging of governance as performance all accelerated. A cartoonist thrives in that ecosystem: corruption, hypocrisy, and overconfident rhetoric are renewable resources. The subtext is bleakly affectionate. Washington may be maddening, but it’s also endlessly drawable. If you can’t escape, you might as well keep sharpening the line.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Oliphant, Pat. (2026, January 16). I've been in Washington ever since 1981, trying to get out! FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-been-in-washington-ever-since-1981-trying-to-84381/

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Oliphant, Pat. "I've been in Washington ever since 1981, trying to get out!" FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-been-in-washington-ever-since-1981-trying-to-84381/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I've been in Washington ever since 1981, trying to get out!" FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-been-in-washington-ever-since-1981-trying-to-84381/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Pat Oliphant (born July 24, 1935) is a Cartoonist from Australia.

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