"I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time"
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The intent is defensive and disarming at once. Monroe knew the cultural script: the blonde bombshell is desired, scrutinized, and then punished for failing to behave professionally. By framing tardiness as a punchline, she controls the narrative before anyone else can weaponize it. The subtext is sharper than it looks: if you’ve turned me into a schedule, a commodity, a thing you hang on the wall, don’t be surprised when I don’t obey your clock. Being “on time” isn’t just punctuality; it’s compliance.
Context matters because Monroe’s public life was a tug-of-war between labor and legend. Chronic lateness was part anxiety, part perfectionism, part resistance to a system that demanded constant availability while denying real autonomy. The line converts a liability into persona, but you can hear the exhaustion underneath: she’s famous enough to be everywhere, yet never allowed to arrive as simply herself.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Monroe, Marilyn. (2026, January 15). I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-been-on-a-calendar-but-ive-never-been-on-time-26226/
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Monroe, Marilyn. "I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-been-on-a-calendar-but-ive-never-been-on-time-26226/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-been-on-a-calendar-but-ive-never-been-on-time-26226/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.






