"I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog"
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Coming from Whitney M. Young, the wit reads less like a throwaway one-liner and more like a survival skill. Young spent his career negotiating spaces where Black leadership was welcomed selectively, tokenized often, and exhausted constantly. The “so many” is the tell: repetition isn’t just comedic escalation, it’s a portrait of systems that demand endless performative introductions, endless tests of “fit,” endless meetings that promise connection and deliver stalemate. A “free dog” becomes a sarcastic demand for institutional accountability: if you’re going to keep sending me into situations where I’m expected to navigate unseen obstacles, at least acknowledge the labor.
The subtext is modern: networking as blind dating, coalition-building as awkward courtship, progress as a string of encounters where the other side keeps pretending not to see what’s obvious. Young’s line works because it’s light on its feet while hinting at a heavy truth: sometimes the joke is the only way to say you’re tired without being punished for it.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Young, Whitney M. (2026, February 16). I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-been-on-so-many-blind-dates-i-should-get-a-125023/
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Young, Whitney M. "I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog." FixQuotes. February 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-been-on-so-many-blind-dates-i-should-get-a-125023/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog." FixQuotes, 16 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-been-on-so-many-blind-dates-i-should-get-a-125023/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.





