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Daily Inspiration Quote by Whitney M. Young

"I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog"

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The line lands like a rimshot, but it’s doing activist work in disguise. “Blind dates” is a setup most people recognize: the awkward optimism, the mismatch, the social pressure to stay polite. Then Young snaps the metaphor into place with “I should get a free dog,” borrowing the cultural shorthand of guide dogs for the blind to turn romantic misadventure into a punchline about compensation. The joke is slightly wicked: it treats “blindness” as a premise to be exploited, which is precisely why it bites. It’s humor that risks discomfort to buy candor.

Coming from Whitney M. Young, the wit reads less like a throwaway one-liner and more like a survival skill. Young spent his career negotiating spaces where Black leadership was welcomed selectively, tokenized often, and exhausted constantly. The “so many” is the tell: repetition isn’t just comedic escalation, it’s a portrait of systems that demand endless performative introductions, endless tests of “fit,” endless meetings that promise connection and deliver stalemate. A “free dog” becomes a sarcastic demand for institutional accountability: if you’re going to keep sending me into situations where I’m expected to navigate unseen obstacles, at least acknowledge the labor.

The subtext is modern: networking as blind dating, coalition-building as awkward courtship, progress as a string of encounters where the other side keeps pretending not to see what’s obvious. Young’s line works because it’s light on its feet while hinting at a heavy truth: sometimes the joke is the only way to say you’re tired without being punished for it.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Young, Whitney M. (2026, February 16). I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-been-on-so-many-blind-dates-i-should-get-a-125023/

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Young, Whitney M. "I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog." FixQuotes. February 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-been-on-so-many-blind-dates-i-should-get-a-125023/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog." FixQuotes, 16 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-been-on-so-many-blind-dates-i-should-get-a-125023/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.

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Whitney M. Young (July 31, 1921 - March 11, 1971) was a Activist from USA.

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