"I've considered having my nose fixed. But I didn't trust anyone enough. If I could do it myself with a mirror"
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The joke works because it’s half absurd and half dead serious. Imagining Streisand performing DIY rhinoplasty is comic exaggeration, but the exaggeration exposes a real stakes: when you’re a woman in Hollywood, “fixing” yourself is never just cosmetic. It’s a negotiation with power. Her nose wasn’t merely a feature; it became an argument. For decades it signaled defiance against assimilationist beauty standards that pressured women, and especially Jewish women, to sand down anything that read as too specific, too ethnic, too much.
The line also carries Streisand’s signature insistence on authorship. She’s not just protecting her appearance; she’s protecting the story her face tells, the brand of singularity that made her legible and magnetic. Trust, here, is the real procedure: who gets to alter you, who profits from it, and whether “improvement” is just another word for erasure.
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Streisand, Barbra. (2026, January 17). I've considered having my nose fixed. But I didn't trust anyone enough. If I could do it myself with a mirror. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-considered-having-my-nose-fixed-but-i-didnt-46761/
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Streisand, Barbra. "I've considered having my nose fixed. But I didn't trust anyone enough. If I could do it myself with a mirror." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-considered-having-my-nose-fixed-but-i-didnt-46761/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I've considered having my nose fixed. But I didn't trust anyone enough. If I could do it myself with a mirror." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-considered-having-my-nose-fixed-but-i-didnt-46761/. Accessed 15 Feb. 2026.









