"I've got a computer, but I won't go near it"
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The subtext is generational, but not in the tired “old people hate technology” way. Stafford came up in an era when craft meant breath, phrasing, rehearsal, and a studio culture built on human mediation. Computers threatened to collapse that distance: fewer gatekeepers, more do-it-yourself, more quantification of what used to be felt. By saying she won’t go near it, she defends a working identity rooted in tactile expertise and interpersonal collaboration rather than screens and settings.
It also reads as quiet comic timing. The sentence is built like a domestic confession: I’ve got the thing; I’m not using the thing. That mild contradiction punctures the techno-evangelist narrative without sounding preachy. Coming from a musician, it hints at anxieties about digitization: recorded voices becoming data, art becoming workflow, intimacy becoming interface. Stafford doesn’t argue; she opts out. That refusal, delivered plainly, becomes its own kind of cultural critique.
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Stafford, Jo. (2026, January 15). I've got a computer, but I won't go near it. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-got-a-computer-but-i-wont-go-near-it-158655/
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Stafford, Jo. "I've got a computer, but I won't go near it." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-got-a-computer-but-i-wont-go-near-it-158655/.
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"I've got a computer, but I won't go near it." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-got-a-computer-but-i-wont-go-near-it-158655/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.





