"I've got two old Volvos, two old Subarus, and an old Ford Ranger. If you've got an old car, you've gotta have at least several old cars, 'cause one's always gonna be in the garage"
About this Quote
Coming from an actor who made a career out of volatility, menace, and mischief, the quote reads like character work in plain clothes. It frames maintenance not as responsible adulthood but as a perpetual backstage scramble: one car is always "in the garage", so you need understudies. That word, "several", slyly upgrades necessity into indulgence, the way people justify collections by calling them practical. It's not about cars as status; it's about cars as systems, relationships, and routines. Old Volvos and Subarus carry their own cultural baggage too: sensible, stubborn, vaguely anti-flashy. The Ranger adds working-class utility. Together they sketch a self-image: practical, a little ornery, uninterested in the new.
The subtext is a quiet rebellion against the modern expectation that everything should be seamless. Torn is basically saying: reliability is expensive, so I'll buy character instead and budget for chaos. It's an oddly comforting creed in an era of subscriptions and warranties - a reminder that sometimes the most honest way to live is to admit things break and plan your life around that fact.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Torn, Rip. (2026, January 16). I've got two old Volvos, two old Subarus, and an old Ford Ranger. If you've got an old car, you've gotta have at least several old cars, 'cause one's always gonna be in the garage. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-got-two-old-volvos-two-old-subarus-and-an-old-128716/
Chicago Style
Torn, Rip. "I've got two old Volvos, two old Subarus, and an old Ford Ranger. If you've got an old car, you've gotta have at least several old cars, 'cause one's always gonna be in the garage." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-got-two-old-volvos-two-old-subarus-and-an-old-128716/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I've got two old Volvos, two old Subarus, and an old Ford Ranger. If you've got an old car, you've gotta have at least several old cars, 'cause one's always gonna be in the garage." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-got-two-old-volvos-two-old-subarus-and-an-old-128716/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.











