"I've never met a general yet who could milk a cow"
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The intent isn’t anti-military so much as anti-mystique. Meri, an Estonian statesman shaped by Soviet occupation and the hard pragmatics of restoring independence, understood how easily authority becomes theater. Generals are often treated as the ultimate realists, men who “know how the world works.” Meri punctures that by pointing out a different kind of knowing: embodied, local, practical. He’s also poking at a broader class of elites who can manage systems but not sustain life.
The subtext is a warning about governance by abstraction. States can be run like war rooms - obsessed with hierarchy, speed, and control - while ignoring the slow infrastructures that actually keep people alive: agriculture, energy, logistics, care. Milking a cow is a proxy for humility and literacy in the everyday. It suggests that a country is safest not when it is most martial, but when its leaders remain tethered to the basic realities their policies claim to defend.
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