"I've only got one wrinkle, and I'm sitting on it"
About this Quote
The specific intent is misdirection: you expect a lament about time, skin, decline. Instead you get a cheeky anatomical reveal that relocates “wrinkles” from the face (the usual battlefield) to the butt (where the gaze has less authority). It’s a rhetorical escape hatch. She won’t let you pin her to the typical elderly archetypes - fragile, inspirational, or politely invisible. She’s mischievous, in control, and a little scandalous, which is exactly the point.
Subtext-wise, Calment is also poking at the ways celebrity makes seniors into curiosities. Her long life invited endless inspection: what did she eat, how did she live, what’s her secret? The joke denies the interviewer's implicit premise that her body is a lesson for others. It’s not a self-help seminar; it’s her body, her timeline, her terms.
Context matters: Calment became a media figure in extreme old age, when most people are expected to shrink into caution. This line turns longevity into swagger, reminding us that aging isn’t just endurance - it can be defiance, libido, and comedic timing.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Quote attributed to Jeanne Calment: "I've only got one wrinkle, and I'm sitting on it" — Wikiquote (Jeanne Calment) |
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Citation Formats
APA Style (7th ed.)
Calment, Jeanne. (2026, January 15). I've only got one wrinkle, and I'm sitting on it. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-only-got-one-wrinkle-and-im-sitting-on-it-11904/
Chicago Style
Calment, Jeanne. "I've only got one wrinkle, and I'm sitting on it." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-only-got-one-wrinkle-and-im-sitting-on-it-11904/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I've only got one wrinkle, and I'm sitting on it." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-only-got-one-wrinkle-and-im-sitting-on-it-11904/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.





