"I've produced more pilots than United Airlines, and they've all been disasters. Every audition I ever took in my life I lost"
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The intent isn't to confess so much as to reframe. In an industry obsessed with effortless "discovery", Scott spotlights the opposite story: show business as a junkyard of near-misses. By calling the pilots "disasters", he refuses the polite euphemisms ("didn't go forward", "not the right fit") that protect reputations. He makes failure sound ordinary, even prolific. That word, produced, is doing work: he wasn't passive. He was in the arena, again and again, which is the part the success mythology conveniently omits.
The subtext is also defensive in a charming way. If he names his losses first, nobody else gets to weaponize them. It's a veteran performer's move: control the narrative, keep it breezy, keep moving. Coming from a warm, mainstream TV personality, it lands as permission-giving rather than bitter. You're not hearing someone haunted by rejection; you're hearing someone who figured out that persistence isn't inspirational branding. It's just the job, and the punchline is how much wreckage you have to stack up before anybody calls you a staple.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Scott, Willard. (2026, January 16). I've produced more pilots than United Airlines, and they've all been disasters. Every audition I ever took in my life I lost. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-produced-more-pilots-than-united-airlines-and-108038/
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Scott, Willard. "I've produced more pilots than United Airlines, and they've all been disasters. Every audition I ever took in my life I lost." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-produced-more-pilots-than-united-airlines-and-108038/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I've produced more pilots than United Airlines, and they've all been disasters. Every audition I ever took in my life I lost." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-produced-more-pilots-than-united-airlines-and-108038/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.



