"I've tried writing. Two days later I'd go visit it and say, Jesus Christ, who wrote this crap?"
About this Quote
The subtext is less “I’m bad at writing” than “writing is humiliating because it removes your protective gear.” Acting is collaborative and embodied; you can hide inside direction, editing, co-stars, even a well-tailored suit. Writing traps you alone with your taste. His joke admits the brutal gap between what you think you’re putting down and what’s actually on the page once the adrenaline drains out. That’s not self-loathing; it’s a craftsman’s instinct for quality, delivered as a roast.
Context matters: Farina built a late-blooming career playing tough, funny authority figures who radiate competence. This quip punctures that image in a way that makes it sturdier, not weaker. In an industry that rewards confident bluffing, he’s selling something rarer: a candid relationship to failure that still keeps its swagger.
Quote Details
| Topic | Writing |
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| Source | Help us find the source |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Farina, Dennis. (2026, January 16). I've tried writing. Two days later I'd go visit it and say, Jesus Christ, who wrote this crap? FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-tried-writing-two-days-later-id-go-visit-it-110714/
Chicago Style
Farina, Dennis. "I've tried writing. Two days later I'd go visit it and say, Jesus Christ, who wrote this crap?" FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-tried-writing-two-days-later-id-go-visit-it-110714/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I've tried writing. Two days later I'd go visit it and say, Jesus Christ, who wrote this crap?" FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ive-tried-writing-two-days-later-id-go-visit-it-110714/. Accessed 16 Feb. 2026.







