"Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time"
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The intent is dominance through ridicule, a Johnson specialty. LBJ bullied, flattered, and cajoled in equal measure, but when he wanted to signal contempt, he went for language that traveled: a line a reporter could repeat, a staffer could savor, a voter could instantly picture. The subtext is transactional: power is masculine, power is control, and Ford supposedly can’t even control himself. It’s not an argument about Ford’s ideas; it’s a way of denying him adulthood.
Context matters because Ford wasn’t a flamboyant ideologue. He presented as earnest, decent, and blandly competent - exactly the kind of figure a larger-than-life operator like Johnson would dismiss as lightweight. Even if the remark predates Ford’s presidency, it fits a broader era when backroom politics prized gut-level impressions and when LBJ’s brand of brutal intimacy - part Texas tall tale, part knife-fight - was still a functioning political tool. The line works because it’s instantly legible: it reduces a complex opponent to a single, sticky insult that clings.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Later attribution: The Ford Presidency (Andrew Downer Crain, 2009) modern compilationISBN: 9780786452996 · ID: _8oeucRr0Z0C
Evidence: ... Johnson told aides , “ That's what happens when you play football without a helmet , ” and “ Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time . ” 14 Ford was hardly the only target of barbs from his two predecessors . Other candidates (1) Lyndon B. Johnson (Lyndon B. Johnson) compilation43.8% ent let no one tell you that he can hold back progress and at the same time keep |
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"Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time." FixQuotes, 13 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/jerry-ford-is-so-dumb-he-cant-fart-and-chew-gum-34134/. Accessed 20 Feb. 2026.




