"Jimmy says he'll never tell a lie. Well, I lie all the time. 1 have to - to balance the family ticket"

"Weak minds sink under prosperity as well as adversity; but strong and deep ones have two high tides"

"Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody"

"A good portion of speaking will consist in knowing how to lie"

"A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body"

"A man who will not lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings"

"The League is very well when sparrows shout, but no good at all when eagles fall out"

"Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time"

"If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts"

"Economy does not lie in sparing money, but in spending it wisely"

"My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake"