"Just once, I would like to persuade the audience not to wear any article of blue denim. If only they could see themselves in a pair of brown corduroys like mine instead of this awful, boring blue denim"
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The specific intent is provocation dressed as fashion advice. “Just once” frames it as a modest ask, but the request is impossible by design: you cannot persuade a crowd to stop being a crowd. That’s the joke and the sting. Anderson’s brown corduroys aren’t objectively cooler; they’re an emblem of idiosyncrasy, the kind that requires effort, a willingness to look slightly wrong. Denim offers camouflage. Corduroy announces: I chose this.
The subtext is about performance, not pants. Rock culture sells rebellion, then hands you the approved wardrobe to signal it. Anderson is poking at that marketplace and at the audience’s desire to belong while pretending not to. Context matters: coming out of late-60s/70s rock’s explosion into mass culture, the scene’s “anti-establishment” aesthetics quickly hardened into a dress code. Anderson’s irritation is less snobbery than a diagnosis: even freedom develops a uniform.
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Anderson, Ian. (2026, February 16). Just once, I would like to persuade the audience not to wear any article of blue denim. If only they could see themselves in a pair of brown corduroys like mine instead of this awful, boring blue denim. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/just-once-i-would-like-to-persuade-the-audience-126351/
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Anderson, Ian. "Just once, I would like to persuade the audience not to wear any article of blue denim. If only they could see themselves in a pair of brown corduroys like mine instead of this awful, boring blue denim." FixQuotes. February 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/just-once-i-would-like-to-persuade-the-audience-126351/.
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"Just once, I would like to persuade the audience not to wear any article of blue denim. If only they could see themselves in a pair of brown corduroys like mine instead of this awful, boring blue denim." FixQuotes, 16 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/just-once-i-would-like-to-persuade-the-audience-126351/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.





