"Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture"
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Then Coward slides in the punchline: "and don't trip over the furniture". It’s funny because it’s literal, and it’s cutting because it’s metaphor. The furniture is the whole messy physical reality that punctures theatrical grandiosity: marks, props, lighting cues, bodies in space. Trip, and the illusion collapses. Coward’s wit works by yoking high art to low mishap, reminding performers that the audience’s faith is fragile and the stage is a booby trap.
Context matters. Coward wrote for sophisticated rooms where style was substance: drawing-room comedies, brittle elegance, dialogue that moves like a blade. His theater depends on speed and control; overacting is the enemy. The subtext is managerial, almost paternal: stop trying so hard, honor the rhythm, respect the craft. It’s also a defense of professionalism. Talent is nice; competence keeps the show alive. In Coward’s world, the deepest emotion is best expressed by not knocking over the chaise longue.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Coward, Noel. (2026, January 16). Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/just-say-the-lines-and-dont-trip-over-the-128103/
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Coward, Noel. "Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/just-say-the-lines-and-dont-trip-over-the-128103/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/just-say-the-lines-and-dont-trip-over-the-128103/. Accessed 5 Feb. 2026.







