"Kids are a great excuse for you to stop acting like one"
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That word "excuse" is the tell. It suggests adulthood isn’t always embraced on principle; it’s adopted when the social script finally gives you cover. Plenty of people know they should change - fewer want to surrender the pleasure of being reckless, self-involved, or unaccountable. Kids, the line implies, provide a culturally approved reason to retire the eternal teenager act without losing face. You’re not giving up late nights, impulsive spending, or ego-driven choices because you got scared or tired; you’re doing it for them. Noble. Unassailable. Convenient.
The subtext is both affectionate and cutting: children don’t just need caretaking, they expose your immaturity like a bright kitchen light. They turn consequences from theoretical to daily. You can’t freestyle life when someone is watching you model it.
In a culture that sells adulthood as optional - delayed careers, delayed commitment, extended adolescence as a lifestyle - Madsen’s line reads like a blunt intervention: grow up if you want, but if you can’t, at least let love (and obligation) do the heavy lifting.
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| Topic | Parenting |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Madsen, Michael. (2026, January 16). Kids are a great excuse for you to stop acting like one. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/kids-are-a-great-excuse-for-you-to-stop-acting-99783/
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Madsen, Michael. "Kids are a great excuse for you to stop acting like one." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/kids-are-a-great-excuse-for-you-to-stop-acting-99783/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Kids are a great excuse for you to stop acting like one." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/kids-are-a-great-excuse-for-you-to-stop-acting-99783/. Accessed 10 Feb. 2026.




