"Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there!"
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The intent isn’t just to get a cheap laugh. It’s to normalize female appetite within a culture that preferred women coy and men uncomplicated. Pearl’s stage persona - the small-town truth-teller with a price tag on her hat - let her voice observations other performers couldn’t without being punished for it. She frames beards not as gross, but as a minor obstacle en route to pleasure: worth it. That’s quietly pro-desire, even pro-choice, without ever sounding like a manifesto.
Context matters: mid-century country entertainment and the Grand Ole Opry thrived on “clean” humor that could still wink at adult realities. Pearl’s brilliance is that she doesn’t break the rules; she shows you where the rules have always been porous.
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Pearl, Minnie. (n.d.). Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/kissing-a-man-with-a-beard-is-a-lot-like-going-to-147755/
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Pearl, Minnie. "Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there!" FixQuotes. Accessed February 2, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/kissing-a-man-with-a-beard-is-a-lot-like-going-to-147755/.
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"Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there!" FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/kissing-a-man-with-a-beard-is-a-lot-like-going-to-147755/. Accessed 2 Feb. 2026.








