"Kleenex would have made a mint today"
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The specific intent isn’t to mock emotion itself; it’s to puncture the automatic reflex to monetize it. Harvey, as the public face of Burning Man, spent decades defending an event built on anti-commercial principles - a temporary city that performs “decommodification” while being shadowed by sponsors, influencers, and a growing luxury ecosystem. Invoking Kleenex is a neat corporate shorthand: not just tissues, but the way a trademark can swallow a need and rename it. When your tears can be translated into “Kleenex sales,” your experience has already been pre-processed into consumer behavior.
The subtext is a warning and a confession. Warning: even the most radical, communal, weirdly sincere gatherings produce moments advertisers would kill to own. Confession: Harvey knows the irony of standing inside an anti-brand festival that became, inevitably, a global brand. The line works because it’s funny in the way cynicism can be protective - a quick joke that doubles as cultural self-defense, keeping the door shut against the soft invasion of commerce into the private act of feeling.
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Harvey, Larry. (2026, January 16). Kleenex would have made a mint today. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/kleenex-would-have-made-a-mint-today-133796/
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Harvey, Larry. "Kleenex would have made a mint today." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/kleenex-would-have-made-a-mint-today-133796/.
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"Kleenex would have made a mint today." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/kleenex-would-have-made-a-mint-today-133796/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.








