"Kleenex would have made a mint today"
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"Kleenex would have made a mint today" is Larry Harvey at his most casually barbed: a one-line balance sheet for collective catharsis. It lands because it drags a supposedly sacred moment back into the world of receipts and brand opportunism. You can practically see the scene behind it: a crowd moved to tears (or dust, or smoke, or the sudden intimacy of shared spectacle), and Harvey clocking the emotional overflow with the detachment of someone who understands how easily feeling becomes a market.
The specific intent isn’t to mock emotion itself; it’s to puncture the automatic reflex to monetize it. Harvey, as the public face of Burning Man, spent decades defending an event built on anti-commercial principles - a temporary city that performs “decommodification” while being shadowed by sponsors, influencers, and a growing luxury ecosystem. Invoking Kleenex is a neat corporate shorthand: not just tissues, but the way a trademark can swallow a need and rename it. When your tears can be translated into “Kleenex sales,” your experience has already been pre-processed into consumer behavior.
The subtext is a warning and a confession. Warning: even the most radical, communal, weirdly sincere gatherings produce moments advertisers would kill to own. Confession: Harvey knows the irony of standing inside an anti-brand festival that became, inevitably, a global brand. The line works because it’s funny in the way cynicism can be protective - a quick joke that doubles as cultural self-defense, keeping the door shut against the soft invasion of commerce into the private act of feeling.
The specific intent isn’t to mock emotion itself; it’s to puncture the automatic reflex to monetize it. Harvey, as the public face of Burning Man, spent decades defending an event built on anti-commercial principles - a temporary city that performs “decommodification” while being shadowed by sponsors, influencers, and a growing luxury ecosystem. Invoking Kleenex is a neat corporate shorthand: not just tissues, but the way a trademark can swallow a need and rename it. When your tears can be translated into “Kleenex sales,” your experience has already been pre-processed into consumer behavior.
The subtext is a warning and a confession. Warning: even the most radical, communal, weirdly sincere gatherings produce moments advertisers would kill to own. Confession: Harvey knows the irony of standing inside an anti-brand festival that became, inevitably, a global brand. The line works because it’s funny in the way cynicism can be protective - a quick joke that doubles as cultural self-defense, keeping the door shut against the soft invasion of commerce into the private act of feeling.
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