"Last year we had so many people coming in and out, they didn't bother to sew their names on the backs of the uniforms. They just put them there with Velcro"
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As an athlete, Van Slyke isn’t performing literary irony; he’s using locker-room comedy to smuggle in criticism without sounding bitter. It’s a safe joke with a sharp edge: management treats bodies as interchangeable parts, and the organization’s revolving door destroys continuity, trust, and identity. The humor works because it’s tactile and visual. You can hear the rip of Velcro, imagine nameplates swapped like rental cars. The image makes instability concrete.
There’s also a subtle status note. Players earn their place through performance and time; a stitched name is a small badge of being part of the core. Velcro suggests you’re living on borrowed time, one slump away from being peeled off. In the broader sports context of the era - escalating roster movement, transactional front offices, the logic of “depth” over loyalty - the line captures how professionalism can feel impersonal from the inside. It’s a joke told with a veteran’s weary precision: when turnover becomes the culture, even the uniform stops pretending you belong.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Slyke, Andy Van. (2026, February 16). Last year we had so many people coming in and out, they didn't bother to sew their names on the backs of the uniforms. They just put them there with Velcro. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/last-year-we-had-so-many-people-coming-in-and-out-157717/
Chicago Style
Slyke, Andy Van. "Last year we had so many people coming in and out, they didn't bother to sew their names on the backs of the uniforms. They just put them there with Velcro." FixQuotes. February 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/last-year-we-had-so-many-people-coming-in-and-out-157717/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Last year we had so many people coming in and out, they didn't bother to sew their names on the backs of the uniforms. They just put them there with Velcro." FixQuotes, 16 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/last-year-we-had-so-many-people-coming-in-and-out-157717/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.


