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Justice & Law Quote by Keith Richards

"Let me be clear about this. I don't have a drug problem. I have a police problem"

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Keith Richards doesn’t deny the drugs; he denies the frame. “Let me be clear about this” borrows the cadence of a press conference or a courtroom statement, the language of authority from someone famously allergic to it. Then he flips the script: the “problem” isn’t his consumption, it’s the state’s obsession with policing it. The punchline works because it’s both a joke and a strategy. Richards is winking at the public while quietly indicting the machinery that turns celebrity vice into a law-and-order morality play.

The subtext is classic rock-era brinkmanship: transgression as branding, but also as a critique of who gets punished and why. By calling it a “police problem,” he’s pointing to selective enforcement, tabloid-fueled surveillance, and the way famous bodies become public property. Drugs are framed as personal failure; policing is framed as public safety. Richards collapses that distinction, suggesting the real danger is institutional appetite: raids, busts, headlines, and the career incentives built into criminalization.

Context matters. Richards came up in a moment when counterculture flirted with illegality, and the Rolling Stones were repeatedly turned into symbols of social decay. His line isn’t a policy paper, it’s a musician’s razor: a one-liner that exposes the mismatch between private behavior and public punishment. It’s defiance with a grin, and it lands because it treats authority as something that can be mocked, not feared.

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TopicWitty One-Liners
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Later attribution: The Sarcasm Handbook (Lawrence Dorfman, James Michael Nacca..., 2017) modern compilationISBN: 9781510723276 · ID: fGaCDwAAQBAJ
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... And for the people who like country music , denigrate means ' put down . " -BOB NEWHART " Let me be clear about this : I don't have a drug problem , I have a police problem . " -KEITH RICHARDS " We believed that anything that was worth.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Richards, Keith. (2026, March 28). Let me be clear about this. I don't have a drug problem. I have a police problem. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/let-me-be-clear-about-this-i-dont-have-a-drug-25963/

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Richards, Keith. "Let me be clear about this. I don't have a drug problem. I have a police problem." FixQuotes. March 28, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/let-me-be-clear-about-this-i-dont-have-a-drug-25963/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Let me be clear about this. I don't have a drug problem. I have a police problem." FixQuotes, 28 Mar. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/let-me-be-clear-about-this-i-dont-have-a-drug-25963/. Accessed 5 Apr. 2026.

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Keith Richards (born December 18, 1943) is a Musician from England.

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