Life & Wisdom Quote by Ogden Nash

Domestic danger, delivered as a punchline: Nash turns a trivial household chore into a miniature tragedy of manners. The joke hangs on a prim, almost bureaucratic construction - "not having been told" - as if the true catastrophe isn’t the slippery floor but the failure of communication around it. In Nash’s hands, a waxed floor becomes a social booby trap, and "Life" with a capital L shrinks to the scale of a living room. That mismatch is the engine: existential rhetoric applied to a scene of everyday negligence.

The line also quietly skewers gendered, mid-century domestic choreography. "The man" is both specific and anonymous, a household functionary more than a person. Someone did the labor, someone else gets penalized for not receiving the memo. It’s a neat snapshot of a world where work happens behind the scenes and etiquette demands that the consequences be managed politely. The floor shines; the social contract doesn’t.

Nash, writing in an era when American comfort was increasingly packaged as consumer maintenance - wax, polish, gleam - treats that pursuit of tidiness as its own kind of menace. The home is supposed to be safe, but modern life makes even safety conditional on signage, warning labels, and perfect information. The line lands because it flatters our sense that we’re busy with important things, then reminds us that the day can still be wrecked by a simple, avoidable oversight.

It’s not just slapstick. It’s an argument that what undoes us is rarely fate; it’s failed handoffs in ordinary life.