"Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make life so, right in the middle of it we die, lose a leg, fall in love, drop a jar of applesauce"
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The intent isn’t nihilism; it’s a corrective to the productivity-era fantasy that with enough discipline, hacks, and color-coded calendars, existence becomes manageable. “No matter how we try” implicates the self-improvement impulse without mocking it outright. You can do everything right and still be surprised, still be broken open. Even “fall in love” sits beside injury and death because it’s also an event that interrupts your carefully curated self, rearranging priorities with the force of accident.
The applesauce closer is the masterstroke: a domestic, almost comic spill that makes the whole observation tactile. It brings mortality down to the kitchen floor, where grief and absurdity share the same broom. Goldberg’s subtext is permission: stop demanding a clean narrative arc. Write, live, and pay attention to the mess, because the mess is the real plot.
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| Topic | Life |
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Goldberg, Natalie. (2026, January 16). Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make life so, right in the middle of it we die, lose a leg, fall in love, drop a jar of applesauce. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/life-is-not-orderly-no-matter-how-we-try-to-make-82648/
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Goldberg, Natalie. "Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make life so, right in the middle of it we die, lose a leg, fall in love, drop a jar of applesauce." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/life-is-not-orderly-no-matter-how-we-try-to-make-82648/.
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"Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make life so, right in the middle of it we die, lose a leg, fall in love, drop a jar of applesauce." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/life-is-not-orderly-no-matter-how-we-try-to-make-82648/. Accessed 9 Feb. 2026.












