"Life is too short to have anything but delusional notions about yourself"
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The intent is shameless permission. Simmons is poking at the modern compulsion to be “realistic,” as if modesty were maturity and self-doubt were honesty. His phrasing is engineered to scandalize the puritan instincts of authenticity culture. “Anything but” makes humility the only unacceptable choice, flipping the usual moral hierarchy. It’s not just confidence; it’s confidence with a sneer, a little anti-therapy provocation aimed at people who confuse self-critique with depth.
The subtext: your story about yourself matters more than your résumé does, because narratives travel faster than facts. In entertainment, belief is contagious; audiences mirror the conviction you project. Simmons has lived in an ecosystem where exaggeration is the native tongue - where you’re not merely talented, you’re legendary, not merely successful, you’re immortal. Against that backdrop, “life is too short” reads less like existential wisdom and more like a market reality: attention is scarce, so you might as well spend it on the biggest possible version of you.
It’s also a sly confession. Delusion is a protective layer against rejection, aging, irrelevance. If time is the enemy, myth is the armor.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Simmons, Gene. (2026, January 15). Life is too short to have anything but delusional notions about yourself. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/life-is-too-short-to-have-anything-but-delusional-55155/
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Simmons, Gene. "Life is too short to have anything but delusional notions about yourself." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/life-is-too-short-to-have-anything-but-delusional-55155/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Life is too short to have anything but delusional notions about yourself." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/life-is-too-short-to-have-anything-but-delusional-55155/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.










