"Lose the chrome-plated sissy pistol and get yourself a Glock"
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The phrase works because it’s built out of contempt with a purpose. Jones isn’t selling a brand so much as invoking a whole late-20th-century cultural shift: away from conspicuous, personalized bravado and toward the blunt, standardized tools of institutional power. The Glock, in American pop culture, reads as police-issue, reliable, modern, and slightly anonymous. It’s the sidearm of procedure, not personality. The command “get yourself” makes it paternal and corrective, like a veteran yanking a rookie out of fantasy and back into the real job.
Subtextually, it’s a miniature manifesto for Jones’s screen persona: the no-nonsense professional who treats style as a liability. The insult is doing social sorting. If you care about chrome, you care about looking dangerous; if you carry a Glock, you’re assumed to be dangerous because you’re trained, authorized, and prepared to use it. That’s why the line sticks: it weaponizes taste, turning aesthetics into a moral failing and practicality into a badge of legitimacy.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Jones, Tommy Lee. (2026, January 11). Lose the chrome-plated sissy pistol and get yourself a Glock. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/lose-the-chrome-plated-sissy-pistol-and-get-183726/
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Jones, Tommy Lee. "Lose the chrome-plated sissy pistol and get yourself a Glock." FixQuotes. January 11, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/lose-the-chrome-plated-sissy-pistol-and-get-183726/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Lose the chrome-plated sissy pistol and get yourself a Glock." FixQuotes, 11 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/lose-the-chrome-plated-sissy-pistol-and-get-183726/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.







