"Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock"
About this Quote
The joke’s engine is speed. “Meeting a beautiful girl” primes the audience for the familiar romantic arc, then “discovering” flips it into the comic logic of backstage reality. The haddock comparison is deliberately vulgar: not just “less attractive,” but fishy, limp, absurd. It’s cruelty with a vaudeville rimshot, a reminder that early 20th-century wit often treated women’s bodies as public property and punchline material. That meanness is part of the subtext; the quote performs masculine control by reducing desire to a consumer’s disappointment.
Still, it works because it’s also a confession about the unreliability of perception. Barrymore isn’t only insulting the woman; he’s indicting the man who mistakes his own hunger for truth. In a culture built on glamour - Broadway, Hollywood, tabloid celebrity - “love” becomes a fragile illusion, and the harsh reveal is the price of believing in it.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Later attribution: Rip It Up (Richard Wiseman, 2012) modern compilationISBN: 9780230766952 · ID: J1Y8XNwci4wC
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... John Barrymore took a somewhat more practical view , noting that : ' Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock . ' Although it is difficult to define love , there is ... |
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Barrymore, John. (2026, February 18). Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/love-is-the-delightful-interval-between-meeting-a-74737/
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Barrymore, John. "Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock." FixQuotes. February 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/love-is-the-delightful-interval-between-meeting-a-74737/.
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"Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock." FixQuotes, 18 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/love-is-the-delightful-interval-between-meeting-a-74737/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.














