"Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything"
About this Quote
The pivot - “and when they have them, they want everything” - is where the subtext sharpens. Once a woman is married, she’s allowed to want things she was trained to pretend she didn’t: comfort, attention, influence, pleasure, spending power, a household run to her taste. “Everything” reads like greed, yet it also signals a backlog of denied agency finally finding a sanctioned outlet. Shakespeare’s wit works because it doubles as diagnosis: constrain a person’s options long enough and their desires will surge the moment the door cracks open.
Onstage, this kind of line typically comes from a male speaker trafficking in worldly “truths” about women. That framing matters. Shakespeare often puts sexism in circulation while letting the audience clock its function: a mask for male anxiety about control, inheritance, and being needed for more than affection. The joke flatters the cynic, but the scene underneath is about how marriage turns human longing into a negotiation over power.
Quote Details
| Topic | Husband & Wife |
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| Source | Later attribution: Top Inspiring Thoughts of William Shakespeare (M.D. Sharma, 2021) modern compilationID: UesFEAAAQBAJ
Evidence:
... Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything. 54. Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage. 55. Many that are not mad have, sure, more lack of reason. 56. Men shut their doors against a setting sun ... |
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"Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything." FixQuotes, 7 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/maids-want-nothing-but-husbands-and-when-they-27558/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.










