"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer"
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Rogers lands the punchline like a lasso: if the old moral lesson is that crime should not pay, he flips it into a business plan. The joke works because it’s not really about criminals; it’s about the respectable machinery that processes them. “Become a lawyer” is the sting, implying that the system rewards those who can navigate, argue, and monetize wrongdoing more reliably than it punishes the wrongdoing itself.
As an actor and newspaper-era celebrity, Rogers trafficked in plainspoken barbs that could pass as folksy humor while doing serious cultural work. In the early 20th century, Americans were watching institutions swell in power: courts, corporations, political machines, and the professional class that mediated between ordinary people and those systems. Prohibition had turned vice into an industry. Corruption scandals and gilded wealth didn’t read as aberrations; they looked like incentives. Rogers’ line taps that atmosphere of cynical realism, the sense that the law is less a moral compass than a revenue model.
The subtext is a populist suspicion: legality and justice aren’t synonyms, and “crime” is a sliding category depending on who can afford representation. It’s not an anti-lawyer tantrum so much as a critique of how expertise can launder moral mess into procedural victory. The laugh is a release valve, but it’s also an accusation: if you want stability, don’t romanticize the law; ask who profits from its complexity.
As an actor and newspaper-era celebrity, Rogers trafficked in plainspoken barbs that could pass as folksy humor while doing serious cultural work. In the early 20th century, Americans were watching institutions swell in power: courts, corporations, political machines, and the professional class that mediated between ordinary people and those systems. Prohibition had turned vice into an industry. Corruption scandals and gilded wealth didn’t read as aberrations; they looked like incentives. Rogers’ line taps that atmosphere of cynical realism, the sense that the law is less a moral compass than a revenue model.
The subtext is a populist suspicion: legality and justice aren’t synonyms, and “crime” is a sliding category depending on who can afford representation. It’s not an anti-lawyer tantrum so much as a critique of how expertise can launder moral mess into procedural victory. The laugh is a release valve, but it’s also an accusation: if you want stability, don’t romanticize the law; ask who profits from its complexity.
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Rogers, Will. (2026, January 14). Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/make-crime-pay-become-a-lawyer-11016/
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Rogers, Will. "Make crime pay. Become a lawyer." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/make-crime-pay-become-a-lawyer-11016/.
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"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/make-crime-pay-become-a-lawyer-11016/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.
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