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Justice & Law Quote by Will Rogers

"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer"

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Rogers lands the punchline like a lasso: if the old moral lesson is that crime should not pay, he flips it into a business plan. The joke works because it’s not really about criminals; it’s about the respectable machinery that processes them. “Become a lawyer” is the sting, implying that the system rewards those who can navigate, argue, and monetize wrongdoing more reliably than it punishes the wrongdoing itself.

As an actor and newspaper-era celebrity, Rogers trafficked in plainspoken barbs that could pass as folksy humor while doing serious cultural work. In the early 20th century, Americans were watching institutions swell in power: courts, corporations, political machines, and the professional class that mediated between ordinary people and those systems. Prohibition had turned vice into an industry. Corruption scandals and gilded wealth didn’t read as aberrations; they looked like incentives. Rogers’ line taps that atmosphere of cynical realism, the sense that the law is less a moral compass than a revenue model.

The subtext is a populist suspicion: legality and justice aren’t synonyms, and “crime” is a sliding category depending on who can afford representation. It’s not an anti-lawyer tantrum so much as a critique of how expertise can launder moral mess into procedural victory. The laugh is a release valve, but it’s also an accusation: if you want stability, don’t romanticize the law; ask who profits from its complexity.

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Will Rogers (November 4, 1879 - August 15, 1935) was a Actor from USA.

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