"Marijuana, you can give up, I'v given it up for fifteen years now, and it never occurs to me to smoke it anymore"
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Coming from an actor best known for playing a charming villain with a grin (and for living inside the machinery of celebrity), the joke lands as more than stoner wordplay. It’s a performance of self-awareness: he knows the script society wants from famous people about drugs - redemption, responsibility, a moral arc - and he refuses to deliver it straight. Instead, he offers a wink that suggests how people actually change habits: unevenly, with backsliding, with selective memory, with stories that make the mess feel manageable.
The line also captures a specific cultural moment in American attitudes toward marijuana, when it sat in the limbo between taboo and punchline. Hagman doesn’t argue policy or proclaim purity. He normalizes the topic by treating it as material, not confession. The subtext is: I’m not asking to be judged or redeemed; I’m asking you to laugh at how humans narrate self-control.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Hagman, Larry. (2026, February 18). Marijuana, you can give up, I'v given it up for fifteen years now, and it never occurs to me to smoke it anymore. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/marijuana-you-can-give-up-iv-given-it-up-for-63418/
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Hagman, Larry. "Marijuana, you can give up, I'v given it up for fifteen years now, and it never occurs to me to smoke it anymore." FixQuotes. February 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/marijuana-you-can-give-up-iv-given-it-up-for-63418/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Marijuana, you can give up, I'v given it up for fifteen years now, and it never occurs to me to smoke it anymore." FixQuotes, 18 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/marijuana-you-can-give-up-iv-given-it-up-for-63418/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.





