"Marijuana you can give up, Iv given it up for fifteen years now and it never occurs to me to smoke it anymore"
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There’s a sly little magic trick in Hagman’s line: it sells abstinence as a casual afterthought, then immediately undercuts it with the punchline that he’s been “giving it up” for fifteen years. The humor works because it mimics the language of recovery and self-discipline while quietly admitting the opposite. “Give up” is supposed to be a clean break, a before-and-after. Hagman turns it into a recurring bit, a long-running relationship with quitting rather than the substance itself.
Coming from an actor best known for playing a charming villain with a grin (and for living inside the machinery of celebrity), the joke lands as more than stoner wordplay. It’s a performance of self-awareness: he knows the script society wants from famous people about drugs - redemption, responsibility, a moral arc - and he refuses to deliver it straight. Instead, he offers a wink that suggests how people actually change habits: unevenly, with backsliding, with selective memory, with stories that make the mess feel manageable.
The line also captures a specific cultural moment in American attitudes toward marijuana, when it sat in the limbo between taboo and punchline. Hagman doesn’t argue policy or proclaim purity. He normalizes the topic by treating it as material, not confession. The subtext is: I’m not asking to be judged or redeemed; I’m asking you to laugh at how humans narrate self-control.
Coming from an actor best known for playing a charming villain with a grin (and for living inside the machinery of celebrity), the joke lands as more than stoner wordplay. It’s a performance of self-awareness: he knows the script society wants from famous people about drugs - redemption, responsibility, a moral arc - and he refuses to deliver it straight. Instead, he offers a wink that suggests how people actually change habits: unevenly, with backsliding, with selective memory, with stories that make the mess feel manageable.
The line also captures a specific cultural moment in American attitudes toward marijuana, when it sat in the limbo between taboo and punchline. Hagman doesn’t argue policy or proclaim purity. He normalizes the topic by treating it as material, not confession. The subtext is: I’m not asking to be judged or redeemed; I’m asking you to laugh at how humans narrate self-control.
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| Topic | Habits |
|---|---|
| Source | Help us find the source |
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