"Meet them once and you're innocent; meet them twice and you're not. So if you see me having drinks again with Harvey Weinstein then, okay, you've got me"
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A one-liner that weaponizes moral math: one meeting is happenstance, two is complicity. Drudge builds a tidy rule, then spikes it with a punchline that name-checks Harvey Weinstein, a figure who has come to stand for elite impunity and the industry habit of confusing access with virtue. The joke works because it performs righteousness while admitting how cheap righteousness can be: we love bright-line ethics, especially when they’re easy to apply to other people, less so when they implicate our own social lives.
The specific intent is defensive-aggressive. Drudge positions himself as someone who understands the new social contract after #MeToo: proximity is evidence. By volunteering a hypothetical “got me,” he tries to inoculate himself against future allegations of coziness with tainted power. It’s preemptive accountability staged as swagger, an attempt to seize control of the narrative before the narrative seizes him.
The subtext, though, is darker. “Meet them twice” isn’t really about Weinstein; it’s about the media ecosystem that turned networking into a contact sport, where journalists, fixers, and moguls circle the same rooms and later pretend surprise at what those rooms were for. Drudge is both mocking and endorsing the court of public opinion: he validates the idea that repeated association signals knowledge, while nudging you to laugh at how blunt our post-scandal heuristics have become.
Context matters: Drudge, as a gatekeeping-adjacent media figure, is speaking from inside a culture that long traded in whispers. The line is funny because it’s plausible, and it stings because it implies we all knew what “drinks again” really meant.
The specific intent is defensive-aggressive. Drudge positions himself as someone who understands the new social contract after #MeToo: proximity is evidence. By volunteering a hypothetical “got me,” he tries to inoculate himself against future allegations of coziness with tainted power. It’s preemptive accountability staged as swagger, an attempt to seize control of the narrative before the narrative seizes him.
The subtext, though, is darker. “Meet them twice” isn’t really about Weinstein; it’s about the media ecosystem that turned networking into a contact sport, where journalists, fixers, and moguls circle the same rooms and later pretend surprise at what those rooms were for. Drudge is both mocking and endorsing the court of public opinion: he validates the idea that repeated association signals knowledge, while nudging you to laugh at how blunt our post-scandal heuristics have become.
Context matters: Drudge, as a gatekeeping-adjacent media figure, is speaking from inside a culture that long traded in whispers. The line is funny because it’s plausible, and it stings because it implies we all knew what “drinks again” really meant.
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