"Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know when they're pissed off. We just don't know in what order these are gonna come at us"
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The structure is classic comic misdirection. He starts with a concession that sounds humble, even modern: men don’t know much. Then he quickly claims expertise in a narrow domain (happy, crying, pissed off), as if emotional states are a basic traffic-light system. The punchline lands by turning “not knowing women” into a scheduling problem. It’s not that women are complex; it’s that their reactions arrive in the wrong order. That’s funny because it’s relatable to anyone who’s ever felt out of step with a partner. It’s also politically convenient, because it converts accountability into bafflement.
Context matters: an economist’s voice often carries cultural permission to simplify human behavior into categories and predictions. Here, the “model” is deliberately crude, and the humor gives it plausible deniability. If challenged, it can retreat into banter. If accepted, it reinforces an old bargain: men get to be emotionally illiterate, women get cast as volatility. The charm is in the self-deprecation; the subtext is in who gets defined as the problem.
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Davis, Evan. (2026, January 15). Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know when they're pissed off. We just don't know in what order these are gonna come at us. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/men-dont-know-much-about-women-we-do-know-when-146197/
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Davis, Evan. "Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know when they're pissed off. We just don't know in what order these are gonna come at us." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/men-dont-know-much-about-women-we-do-know-when-146197/.
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"Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know when they're pissed off. We just don't know in what order these are gonna come at us." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/men-dont-know-much-about-women-we-do-know-when-146197/. Accessed 16 Feb. 2026.








