"Men, like bullets, go farthest when they are smoothest"
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“Smoothest” is doing double duty. It’s literal (a bullet with less resistance) and moral-social (a person sanded down into agreeability, charm, and safe edges). Jean Paul, writing in an era where salons, courts, and patronage could make or break careers, understands that progress often rewards the least abrasive: the man who knows when to flatter, when to soften convictions into palatable phrases, when to glide past obstacles rather than confront them. The metaphor isn’t neutral; it’s faintly indicting. Bullets “go farthest” because they’re engineered to penetrate. Social smoothness can be just as instrumental, just as indifferent to what it pierces.
There’s also a subtle suspicion of “character” as it’s marketed. Roughness suggests integrity, awkward honesty, principled resistance - all high-friction qualities. Smoothness suggests optimization: the cultivated persona, the tactful lie, the ability to pass through institutions without leaving a mark on them. Jean Paul’s wit is that he makes success sound mechanical, not noble. If the goal is simply distance, polish wins. If the goal is anything like truth or conscience, you start to hear the moral cost humming inside the metaphor.
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"Men, like bullets, go farthest when they are smoothest." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/men-like-bullets-go-farthest-when-they-are-56466/. Accessed 11 Feb. 2026.








